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• The Worst Sexual Activities You can Pick on a First Date

Alright guys, I know a lot of you have some whacky ideas about what a woman want. Well, Iím here to set you straight, if thatís possible. This is going to be a real quick summary here, so donít get too excited. Iím not writing an article for you to read ëin the bathroomí; Iím just doing this as sort of a community service. Think of this as my NBC ëThe More You Knowí campaign contribution.

So, here ís the deal. Lots of guys out there seem to think the crap you see in adult videos is real. Hereís a fact for you. The women in those movies get PAID to act like they love that stuff so youíll buy the film and ëenjoyí it in your own fashion. The producers know you want to see some of the dirtiest stuff they can provide, so they give it to you.

Now, hereís a fact about REAL women. They donít typically go in for that kind of stuff. I know, thereís an exception for every rule, but for a broad generalization, this works fine. Hereís what the typical woman hates in the bedroom. Pay close attention, boys. My wife will vouch for me; I know what Iím doing.

1.)  Anal. If you approach this the right way, a lot more woman will like it more than you might think. However, women tend to shy away from it because men DONíT approach it the right way. We want to just slam it home, and keep pounding. Doesnít work that way. You need to loosen it up a little. Even if your penis is small, itís still pretty big compared to that hole. Get some anal lube, work the anus with your fingers a bit, and maybe sheíll come around. But donít count on it. Thereís still plenty of women out there that deem that as ëoff limitsí due to previous bad experiences, or maybe just a lack of good experience with their anal play.

2.)  Cunnilingus. Again, if you know what youíre doing, you can really give her pleasure! However, this is something you need to communicate with her about prior to doing. I know, every woman loves a good licking. However, some of them are very shy about their vaginas, and just ëdiving iní would scare them away rather quickly. However, if you are truly ëgiftedí in this area, and you really feel like you can get them off first time out, go for it. Good luck. Theyíll probably be so nervous with a new face down there that they wonít be able to cum for three days.

3.)  Blow Jobs. Every man knows some women that just LOVE to suck on their members. Well, thatís all well and good, but most women arenít big fans of having you blast a load into their mouths. I know a lot of women that perform really well, but just hate that taste. If youíre not sure how they feel about it, youíd best warn them to move before the time comes to cum. If you shoot 2 months worth of buildup into a womanís mouth who truly hates that taste, be prepared to be puked on, and not get another date for a long while, if ever.

4.)  Doggie style. This one is rather iffy. I know a ton of women who just LOVE this position, due to the angle and how things rub together. It really is a great position for all involved. However, Iím still going to say this is something to stay away from for the first couple of dates, just for the fear that has been instilled in some women. Iíve been behind a few who made it a point to tell me if it went in their butt, they were keeping it as a battle trophy. Thatís not something that really ëputs me in the moodí, if you know what I mean. Again, due to bad experiences in the past, sheís worried about her ass, and doesnít want you to decide to just slam it home, so-to-speak.

5.)  Any position that requires a gymnast ñ unless youíre dating a gymnast. Again, this goes back to the adult videos example from earlier. Most women have a kinky side to them, at least a little. However, they really donít want to be uncomfortable while youíre doing them. Whatís in it for them? They get to have leg and arm cramps to try to balance in a position so that you can pound them and try to knock them over because you donít have a clue how to hold a woman in that position in the first place? Get the clue, fellas! Women want a little romance, and they also want some physical acts of love, but you have to be gentle and loving that first few times, so they know that you can.

So, to sum up, keep it simple the first few times out. Yes, talk to your woman and determine what she might like, but donít just pull it out and slam it in. If you stick to the basics and show her you can be gentle and loving, youíre much more likely to have her show you she can be wild and animalistic. Also, keep in mind that a lot of women lick to be on top. This is sometimes because they like how it feels, and sometimes because they like the feeling of power over the situation. The reason doesnít matter, lots of women like it, so offer it, ask for it, and enjoy it when it happens. One of the first three times you have sex with a new woman, she should be on top. At least. That also helps reduce her feelings of anxiety over certain issues, because she sees that you trust her, and also that she has power over you.